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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

What I Just Taped to My Door

ABSOLUTELY NO SOLICITING.

EVEN IF YOUR PRODUCT IS SUPER-COOL. WE DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE CENT TO SPARE. I WILL SAY NO OVER AND OVER AGAIN. SO DON’T EVEN TRY. I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH MY FRONT WINDOWS, AND I WILL OPEN THE DOOR, SAY, “NOT INTERESTED!” AND THEN SLAM IT IN YOUR FACE. SERIOUSLY. I’VE HAD ENOUGH. BUH-BYE.

7 comments:

  1. ROFL. wanna make me one????? :D

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  2. No freaking kidding! I open the door, say "Um, no" right away, and close it and lock it. I think door-to-door and telemarketing should be outlawed.

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  3. That is funny. shh! I used to work as a telemarketer for a health club, It was only for about 2 mos. and I was older than my boss, I was in HS. So I butted heads with him one to many times and quit...I made a lot on commission and was proposed to 3 times. I have more crazy stories from that job...

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  4. Amen! I think we get asked to get the newspaper three times a week. And the sad sob story of trying to get money for college by selling magazine subscriptions- sheesh! Ever hear of loans? I'm still paying for my college!

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  5. I had one come to my house last week and asked me if I was the mother of the house. Are you kidding?? I'm nine months pregnant! Then he said some line about how he wasn't expecting a super model to answer the door. Are you kidding?? I'm nine months pregnant! I never even let him tell me what he was selling. He was to full of crap!

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  6. Sweet sign, way to make the salesmen laugh and the girl scouts cry! Those poor JW's, although I bet they leave a Watchtower on your doorstep. That's cool we all need something to light a fire with when winter comes around!

    Too soon?

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  7. There was a big news story last Saturday about someone who posted a sign like that, and the still got door knockers. I guess that the city has to have an ordinace saying that if you have a sign posted it is against the law. If the city has no rule, the salesman has free rein on anyone, anywhere.

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