The other morning, Sadie and Dylan were in the bathroom, brushing their teeth. I'm not sure what Dylan was doing - probably something obnoxious, because that's how he is in the morning, before his ADHD pills have kicked in - but Sadie said, at one point, "Dylan, that is not necessary."
Can I tell you how much I loved that she used that phrase? Hahaha!
The other day, Sades informed me that Gage smelled "ugly." Her way of saying that he has a stinky diaper. I thought it was funny that she used a sight word for a smell. I usually have a bloodhound nose and take care of stinky diapers immediately, but I had a bad head cold last week and couldn't smell a dadblamed thing.
Sadie was drinking something, and she started coughing. I used that one idiom that everyone says - "Did something go down the wrong tube?"
"Yeah," she said. I think my drink maybe went down the wrong tube into my arm or my leg." (She was dead serious.)