The #1 What Not to Wear Rule

When I feed Micah at around 9:30-ish, What Not to Wear is usually on, and like I've said, I la-hove that show. And one of Stacy and Clinton's rules is to never wear logo tees. Dude, that is just one rule I have to break. I have lots of logo tees. And seriously, should a mom who gets spit up on regularly, and who does dishes a million times a day, wear a chic, tailored jacket with a silk ruffle shirt underneath it and sky-high heels? Only when she goes out with friends for lunch or something. Which I can't afford to do. Hence my abundance of t-shirts. My friend, Em, had this link on her blog - it's an online t-shirt store - and when she showed some of her favorite tees, I had to go check it out for myself. Here are my two favorite, the first from Napoleon Dynamite:

And the second from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

I just might have to save up for that second one - Ben would love it! But I need to save up to buy him some jeans, first. He patched up the knee on the only pair of jeans he has left, and he did a really bad job! I'll have to take a picture and post it. It's seriously that cringe-worthy. I should have patched his knee for him, but I had just spent a couple of hours patching the holes, on that same pair of jeans, at each of the back pocket corners, and I was sick of it. And my sewing machine was sick of it. My sewing machine is older than I am, and he is not a happy machine. He's all tense. Literally. I cannot get the tension right from the bobbin. I hate sewing...